Jokes to laugh at, & still laugh at! XD
Im super boreddddddd :(
HAHAHA! Don't play play hor, my english B one!

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with…..

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and I 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don’t understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.
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{EDITED}
HAHAHA, it's just like..
I still remember.. somebody called me the other day.
"green green~"
I pink up the phone and said: "Yellow? Blue are you? White you calling me? You dont purplely call me hor. I call the blueish tell them you bluely me, later they catch you then you know."

*toottoot*"

YELLOW, Next joke :D

There were three guys stuck in a cave. They cannot exit because there was a cave-in...
While trying to find another exit the came upon a wishing lamp. One of them rub the lamp and a genie came out and says "I will grant for you three wish. Since there are three of you, so each one of you get a wish" The genie told them that they can only make a wish if they jump down the waterfall. They just need to shout out what they want and it will come true!

The first person jumped and shouted "I want a million dollars!!!!" & poof! money came out!
Next, the second person jumped and shouted"I want a boat below!" and it came true!
The third person came jumping down (by the way he is a scardy cat) and in surprise to the height of the fall he shouted, "OH SH*T!!!"

HAHAHAHA.

There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM:Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical . Soon after, Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up..
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. .

Record I
Patient A: "So how.. this book not bad ya?"
Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense sh*t, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art too many character names to remember!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you..put the telephone book back to the original place?"

Record II
One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ear off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then?!"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down..."

Record III (Y)
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek, but the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient : "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't receive the letter, how would I know??"

Record IV
Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground. After a while, the patient rolling shouted to the top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No..no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"

Record V (Perfect)
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home after unloading the stuff. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. The truck driver was very sad as he can't fished the bolts up; started to panic. Coincidentally, one patient walk past and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do, he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient nonchantly replied: "You can't even fix such a simple problem, no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
He goes on explaining:"You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones"
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do you stay in IMH?"
Patient replied: "I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"


HAHAA WTHELL, I like the Record III most :D

this is crazy whahahahahahhha.
Super hungry :S
Need some cup noodles :]
Desperately.